Monthly Archives: May 2013

Grammar Nazis, I do not salute you

It might be because I work in publishing and totally unrepresentative of the outside world, but I’ve heard three people describe themselves as grammar Nazis this week. Now, I’d hate to try to out pedant anyone but why on Earth would you think that describing yourself as a Nazi is a cute or clever thing to do?

It’s like nails on a chalkboard for me. I find silly grammatical errors irritating, but I just don’t really see pedantry as a badge of honour, especially when bundled together with connotations of fascism, racism and anti-Semitism. It just makes you sound like a bit of a tool.

Does this annoy anyone else?

Quote me on that…Gatsby parties

thanks to Clotho98 on Flickr for letting me use this image

thanks to Clotho98 on Flickr for letting me use this image

Or to give the quote in full:

Anyhow, he gives large parties,” said Jordan, changing the subject with an urban distaste for the concrete. “And I like large parties. They’re so intimate. At small parties there isn’t any privacy.

The Great Gatsby F Scott Fitzgerald

Call me morally bankrupt, but I could quite fancy going to a Great Gatsby party, just once… thought I did read a brilliant article on The Atlantic about “the sublime cluelessness of throwing lavish Gatsby parties” which said “it’s a bit like throwing a Lolita-themed children’s birthday party.”

So, I won’t be throwing my own. But if you happen to be planning one, be sure to invite me.


The Great Gatsby film review

Promotional Image for The Great Gatsby © 2013 Warner Bros. Ent. All Rights Reserved

I may have mentioned before that I’m not a huge fan of The Great Gatsby and am surprised that, when there is so much fantastic American literature in the world, it is still hailed by some as The Great American Novel. It just left me feeling empty. I won’t rehash my reasons for this, Kathryn Schulz covers it very nicely in her article Why I Despise The Great Gatsby for anyone who is interested.

Last night was the box office opening for The Great Gatsby film in the UK. I went to see it in 3D at 7:45pm, pretty much peak cinema going time, in a usually busy cinema, but the screening was half empty. This suggested to me that this great American novel doesn’t translate so well for a UK audience, though it may just have been that people had better things to do.

Though Luhrmann stayed true to the text and made use of a lot of direct quotation in the film, I found that I liked it better than the book. Luhrmann had managed to invest the characters in the film with a small amount of emotional depth which was, for me, totally lacking in the book and at times injected a little humour. Visually, as you might expect from the director of Romeo and Juliet and Moulin Rouge, it was stunning though the 3D effects occasionally left me feeling a little seasick, especially when lines from the text floated on the screen like snowflakes (maybe this was deliberate, we are all boats beating on against the current after all…). Watch it for the costumes if nothing else, they may be morally bankrupt, but I would love to attend a Gatsby party in a flapper dress.

The problem for me was, that despite the actors and director doing a fine job with the story that they’d been given, the slick production and a catchy soundtrack, the story was still the same. I couldn’t care about any of the characters, and felt a little repelled by Leonardo di Caprio’s obsessive Gatsby and his controlling fixations. The film was well made but I felt, as I did when I read the book, totally underwhelmed. I just couldn’t care enough. I was amazed that the woman next to me was snivelling and sniffing so loudly that she drowned out the credits, turning to her date and proclaiming, “It’s just so sad!” I wanted to ask her whether we’d just watched the same film.

Lit geeks will probably want to watch the film anyway, but I’d be interested to hear what anyone who has seen it thought of the narrative frame which sees Nick Carraway (played by Toby Maguire) writing The Great Gatsby while recovering in a sanatorium, a kind of Fitzgerald character.

Have you seen it? What did you think?

Various Pets Alive & Dead by Marina Lewyka

If you’re looking for a gentle, amusing read with a bit of contemporary relevance and by an author worth name checking, look no further than Various Pets Alive and Dead by Marina Lewyka, she of A Short History of Tractors in Ukrainian fame*.

Various Pets Alive and Dead tells the story of the Free family, who used to live in a Socialist commune, as memories drift to the surface and secrets are revealed. It won’t change your life, but it might make you smile wryly. It may also leave you with the question: does everyone who ever had a younger sibling and a pet hamster at the same time have a story about what said younger sibling did to the hamster?


*sounds like the kind of title I’ve seen in some academic profiles recently…

Jane Austen Stamp

I’ve probably mentioned that I’m not the biggest Jane Austen fan in the world but this stamp really brightened my day when it arrived on a letter in work:

Jane Austen Anniversary Stamp

Sense and Sensibility Stamp

Isn’t it sweet? This is why I should post more letters. Then I might receive more of the same!

Gender Bending Covers

Game of Thrones cover re-branded as commercial women’s fiction

I was really interested to see the backlash against mainstream publishers who package fiction by women as commercial, women’s interest fiction in saccharine pink covers while promoting fiction on similar subjects by men as literary fiction, even though the writing is of the same quality covering similar themes.

Maureen Johnson lead the charge, asking her twitter followers to create covers for books by famous male author which flipped the author’s gender and thus rendered the writing “commercial” rather than “literary” in the eyes of many publishers. You can see some of the best results here.

I think Jodi Picoult expressed the stupidity of the double standard perfectly in this tweet:

Jodi Picoult Tweet





I came across this story after reading a tweet by Marina Fiorato who wrote The Venetian Contract which had a similar cover positioning issue that I commented on when I reviewed the book. The Guardian picked up the story and discusses some other worrying decisions that publishers have made when designing book covers here.

What’s the worst cover design issue that you’ve come across?