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My Grandmother and Beryl Cook’s Fat Ladies

I think she likes it

I think she likes it

A few years ago, my grandmother gave her copy of a book by her favourite artist to her friend while she was in hospital to cheer her up. Sadly, her friend then died. My grandmother always talks about how much she loved the book and how much the pictures used to make her laugh, so for Christmas, despite knowing very little about art, I resolved to track down a copy for her.

It was surprisingly easy. I just did a quick search for “artists who paint fat ladies” and Beryl Cook’s name came up along with some very familiar looking paintings of fat ladies.

It was great to see how much my grandmother enjoyed looking at those paintings again. And an added bonus came when she was looking at the book with my very prudish boyfriend and a picture of a chubby lady in suspenders brandishing a whip turned up. I only wish I’d managed to capture the look on his face when she turned to him, with an innocent smile and asked, “Do you like being whipped, Jon?”

Old ladies, they think they can get away with anything!

 

Christmas Book Haul

I’m sure (ahem) that you’ve been waiting in a state of frenzied anticipation to see what books my family and friends got me for Christmas. I’ve finally managed to get my lazy bum in gear and dig out the camera to share the book love… ta da!

How lucky am I?

How lucky am I?

A definite fairytale theme going on. I’m looking forward to reading them all.

‘Twas The Night Before Christmas

When I was small, reading A Visit from St Nicholas, more commonly known as, ‘Twas the night before Christmas by Clement Clarke Moore was a Christmas Eve Tradition. I don’t normally post the full text of a poem to my blog, but this was published in 1823 so the term of copyright has expired and I couldn’t resist. I hope this gets you into the Christmas spirit!

Many St Nicks!

Many St Nicks!

A Visit from St Nicholas/The Night Before Christmas

Clement Clarke Moore

‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
in hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.

The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
while visions of sugar plums danced in their heads.
And Mama in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap,
had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap.

When out on the roof there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
tore open the shutter, and threw up the sash.

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
gave the lustre of midday to objects below,
when, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
but a miniature sleigh and eight tiny reindeer.

With a little old driver, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick.
More rapid than eagles, his coursers they came,
and he whistled and shouted and called them by name:

“Now Dasher! Now Dancer!
Now, Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet! On, Cupid!
On, Donner and Blitzen!
To the top of the porch!
To the top of the wall!
Now dash away! Dash away!
Dash away all!”

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
when they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky
so up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
with the sleigh full of toys, and St. Nicholas too.

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
the prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
As I drew in my head and was turning around,
down the chimney St. Nicholas came with a bound.

He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
and his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot.
A bundle of toys he had flung on his back,
and he looked like a peddler just opening his pack.

His eyes–how they twinkled! His dimples, how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
and the beard on his chin was as white as the snow.
The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,
and the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath.
He had a broad face and a little round belly,
that shook when he laughed, like a bowl full of jelly.

He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
and I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself.
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head
soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread.

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
and filled all the stockings, then turned with a jerk.
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
and giving a nod, up the chimney he rose.

He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he drove out of sight,

“Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night!”

Fun facts about the poem

  • In the original poem, Donner and Blitzen are called Dunder and Blixem which apparently links back to the idea that Clement Clarke Moore was inspired to create his Santa Claus by a Dutchman he knew.
  • Only one original copy of the poem remains in private hands, and it sold for $280,000 back in 2006.
  • People often change “breast” to “crest” in the poem because they are embarrassed by the other kind of breasts or think it is dirty. Fools.
  • The poem has been widely parodied, my favourite is the one in the style of Ernest Hemingway

The Nutcracker illustrated by Maurice Sendak

This evening I have been forced out of my sitting room while my boyfriend and two of his friends play a football game on the Playstation.

I don’t care about that though, because I am curled up in my rocking chair in the dining room flicking through this beautiful copy of The Nutcracker illustrated by the late, great Maurice Sendak who died earlier this year. Isn’t it gorgeous? My photographs don’t do justice to the luxurious feel of the paper or the comforting weight of a nice hardback book, but they do show the charm and colour of the illustrations.

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Front cover

Many headed mouse king

Toy shop

So, I’ve got a good book, tea and a tin of Christmas biscuits. All I’m missing is some little people to read it to, but I’m not planning to do anything about that just yet! If you do have some little people, I think The Nutcracker would make a great bedtime story, a chapter a night in the run up to Christmas and they days that follow. It’s not too late to get yourself a copy either, the ISBN is 978-0-385-34864-5, ask your book shop to order a copy for you, mine gets them in the very next day.

I have a copy to give away to a lucky reader, though sadly it won’t reach you in time for Christmas. If you’d like to be in with a chance of winning, just email me your address with the subject The Nutcracker to bookandbiscuit@hotmail.co.uk

 

Feeling Christmassy at The Book and Biscuit

Yesterday we decorated the Christmas tree.

Book and Biscuit Christmas Tree

Book and Biscuit Christmas Tree

Before heading to Mostly Books, Abingdon, for some late night Christmas shopping and a spot of ginger cake.

Mostly Books Abingdon Late Night Opening

Mostly Books Abingdon Late Night Opening

Then we headed home and had a cup of tea and some Christmas biscuits before wrapping some presents with my little friends.

 

Guinea pigs are better at unwrapping than wrapping.

Guinea pigs are better at unwrapping than wrapping.

Gifts Inspired by the Brontë Sisters

If you’ve read this blog for a while you probably know I have a slightly sacrilegious attitude to many of the classics which form the literary canon, but despite this I love Wuthering HeightsJane Eyre and all things Brontë. The sister’s lives could have been a novel in their own right, I’m pretty there isn’t a massive motion picture being promoted at the moment, given the success of biopics about Keats, Austen and Potter in recent years. Either way, their books are amazing, a blend of the Gothic and Romantic traditions which are perfect for reading on cold winter nights.

Consequently, I have decided that Brontë inspired items would make great Christmas presents for the Romantic (with a capital R of course…) in your life. Here’s a list of my favourite Jane Eyre and Wuthering Heights themed gifts.

Jane Eyre Birdcage Necklace £12

Jane Eyre Birdcage Necklace £12

I love this necklace for the free thinking woman in your life. As my boss reminded me, much to my amusement, when we were selecting book covers in work the other day; bird cages are very on trend. This trinket adds weight to the motif with a well-chosen quotation on the presentation card, “I am no bird; and no net ensnares me: I am a free human being with an independent will.” £12, Notonthehighstreet.com

Jane Eyre Manuscript Journal

Jane Eyre Manuscript Journal

If you’re looking for a present for an aspiring writer, they may take inspiration from this mini journal which is embossed with Charlotte Brontë’s writing from the manuscript of Jane Eyre. It’s a bargain at £6.99 and would make a lovely diary.

Wuthering Heights Poster

I mentioned some time ago that I didn’t want so much as need this amazing paper cut style poster which is being sold to raise money for a charity which aims to fight illiteracy. So for about £40 you effectively have a gift that gives twice, a beautiful picture for the recipient and a better life for someone who learns to read.

Whatever our souls are made of decalIt may be because I’m decorating my house at the moment, but I’m a big fan of this Wuthering Heights decal which contains part of one of my favourite passages in literature. I think it’s great inspiration for a gift for a book worms, you could order a custom decal with a favourite passage from any book, or even a song lyric. I would put this up in a shot if my boyfriend would let me. Compromise leads to a very bland aesthetic.

Wuthering Heights Candle

If you want to experience being out on the winding, windy moor more fully while reading in the comfort of your own home (or bath) then this Wuthering Heights inspired Wild Heather Emily Brontë candle is just the ticket. Just be careful you don’t stir up any ghosts by leaving it alight in your window…

Jane Eyre Mouse Mat

Jane Eyre Mouse Mat

I don’t use a mouse mat in the house, but I think that this Jane Eyre mouse mat would be a great Secret Santa present for a bookworm or Jane Eyre fan, and I don’t think you need to be either to appreciate the sentiment that “Conventionality is not morality.”

Jane Eyre quotation mug

Jane Eyre quotation mug

Finally, if, like me, you suffer oppression every weekend from a partner who wants you to tidy up the house, arm yourself with this Jane Eyre mug. Sip your tea and hold the moral high ground while proudly displaying the quotation, “I don’t think, Sir, that you have a right to command me.” Best not use it on your boss though, they kind of do.

Fairytale Themed Presents

The Crimson Fairy Book

The Crimson Fairy Book

Recently, instead of catching up on the news while I wait for the bus, I’ve been reminding myself how much I love reading classic fairy tales by reading the stories of Hans Christian Andersen and The Brothers Grimm as eBooks on my phone. The stories are still great, but the lack the magic of settling down by the fire with a beautifully illustrated book. In honour of Christmas Magic, I thought I would share my top fairytale inspired Christmas presents. I hope you find them helpful when shopping for gifts for fairytale lovers.

 

 

 

 

The Yellow Fairy Book

No list of gifts for lovers of fairy stories would be complete without the Folio Society Fairy Books. Colourful, luxurious and beautifully illustrated with introductions from key names in folklore studies, I think they would make the perfect Christmas present. I’m tempted to start a collection as well, but where to start? They’re all so beautiful. The Folio Fairy Books are quite expensive at £44.95 but have real heirloom potential.

 

 

toadstool tree decorationsThey don’t scream Christmas, but I love these toadstool tree decorations, £5.25 for two from Pipii, which could be used to add a little sparkle to the house all year round. They are made from glass though, so keep them out of the reach of tiny hands.

 

 

 

Fairytale BookendsThese fairy tale bookends, £25 notonthehighstreet,  are the perfect way to keep your bedtime stories organized and are pretty to boot. The paper cut style reminds me of the silhouette illustrations in a copy of Cinderella that my great aunt bought me for Christmas when I was very small. Great for a reader who is decorating their house. Hint, hint, hint, family…

 

 

Happily Ever After BookmarkAt £12, this Happily Ever After bookmark would make a really sweet secret santa present for a reader. A gift that will keep on giving any time they pick up their book, and which could easily be disguised in a Christmas card for a nice surprise.

 

 

Once Upon A Time Necklace

This Once Upon A Time storybook necklace, £44, is made from solid silver, and can be customized with a personal message especially for your fairytale fan. It also comes in a really cute little gift box, which is a bonus if you’re no good at wrapping presents.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Gifts for Sherlock Holmes Fans

Other than reading, one of my favourite things to do at Christmas is to curl up on the sofa watching re-runs of old Sherlock Holmes films and adaptations. You’d be surprised how many you can find and in the past my father and I have managed to fill at least three days of viewings with Sherlock Holmes re-runs, much to the consternation of my little sister. I’ve even managed to hook my boyfriend on the stories to the point that we now have quarrels about which of us is Holmes and which of us is Watson. I am clearly Holmes, as you’ll be able to see from the following exchange:

Me: Elementary, Watson.

Boyfriend: You’re Watson, I’m Shakespeare.

Anyway, I digress. If you have a Holmes fan in your life, or want to introduce a loved one to the Sherlock Holmes stories, the following are great gift ideas:

221B Baker Street Board Game

 

 

With forty cases to solve and suitable for ages ten and up, this board game will be great fun for all the family. £15.99, Amazon.

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Hound of The Baskervilles

 

 

Dedicated Holmes fan will love this Penguin Hardcover Classics version of The Hound of the Baskervilles probably Conan Doyle’s most famous work. £14.99 for bookshelf art.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Magnifying Glass

 

This bookmark is handy as well as cute. Keep it on hand for solving mysteries like who stole all the best chocolates from the tin. A fantastic stocking filler for any reader or budding detective. £2.95, The Literary Gift Company.

 

 

 

 

 

Don't just love Holmes, Be Holmes.

 

 

In the unlikely event that, like myself and my boyfriend, you and your loved ones are arguing over which of you is Watson and which of you is Holmes, treat them to a personalised classic. A word to the wise, my little sister got me an Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland version of this, and the recipient gets to choose the characters on the internet. If settling disputes like me and the boyfriend, intercept the pack and do this for them then give them the finished book.

 

 

Vintage Print

 

I really love this print of an old book cover. It’s pricey for a poster, but in terms of art I suppose it’s reasonably cheap for your walls. I’d put it in my drawing room and quietly contemplate it while playing my violin or smoking my bubble pipe. £28.99, AllPosters.

Alice in Wonderland Inspired Gifts

I’ve mentioned before that Alice seems to be having a bit of a moment, and I’m a big fan myself. If you have an Alice lover in your life I’m sure they’d welcome some of these goodies.

 

Hardcover Classic

I’d be happy to add this pretty Penguin Hardcover Classic version of Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass to my collection. It is a work of art on the outside and is complete with the original Tenniel images. £14.99 from Penguin.

Everything Alice

For crafty Alice fans, Everything Alice is a must have. One of 2011′s most popular craft books there is something for everyone in this gorgeous book. £14.99 Blackwells.

Cute Alice Bag

I like this cute canvas shopper bag, £12.99 from Truffle Shuffle. Practical and chic.

Alice Tea Gift Set

Spice up someone’s tea drinking with this tea gift set. They can have a mad hatter’s tea party all by themselves. £24.95 from Kitsch Shop.

White Rabbit Duvet

Wake up and discover that it was all a dream under this amazing duvet cover, £60 from Urban Outfitters. I want it. Now.

For more great Alice in Wonderland gifts visit The Alice Shop in Oxford.

Gift Wrap for Readers

With Christmas coming up fast, I’ve been making a note of my favourite presents and wrapping papers for readers. If you have a book lover in your life, why not wrap them something exciting in one of the following?

Winter Playtime at The Bodleian Library

This gorgeous wrapping paper is a treat for readers and lovers of vintage alike. Winter Playtime is £5.50 for 6 sheets of paper from The Bodleian Library.

Penguin Classics

Also great for fans of vintage books is this lovely Penguin Classics Wrapping paper, £1.75 a sheet from Penguin.

She is too fond of books & it has turned her brain

For the no frills reader, jazz this monochrome wrapper up with a bright red ribbon. From £1.95 per sheet at The Literary Gift Company

Scrabble Wrapping Paper

Wordsmiths young and old will love this Scrabble wrapping paper. £2.50 a sheet from Not On The Highstreet.